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Review: I Dare You—30 Sealed Seductions Card Game

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

I am positively certain that Susie Bright did not have a long distance relationship in mind when she developed this gem of an adult game. However, this little game has provided hours of thought-provoking conversation and real intimacy for DPR and I, by cell phone, 900 miles apart. I will expand upon that part in a bit but first let me fill you in on the details

6-3-SD-0902I happen to love games, particularly those that are smart and naughty at the same time. So when Good Vibrations Sex Toys offered this up for review, I jumped all over it! I Dare You is a classy game. First of all, it completely appeals to the designer in me. The box is covered in a discrete red and black Victorian pattern and is tied with a black satin ribbon. It is so lovely that I keep it on my nightstand at all times. Encased within a black velvet lining are 30 crisp white cards sealed within creamy envelopes accented by a slightly paler and rather baroque border. Half of the cards are I Dare You… cards and the other half are Tell Me… cards. Lest you think the dares are going to be extremely explicit and perhaps give you assignments you don’t want to complete, I’d like to set the record straight: Ms. Bright maintained her sense of class throughout.

Let me back up a bit to tell you about our experiences with this game and how it helps to keep us from losing our intimate connection even when we go weeks upon weeks without seeing each other. We save the Dare cards for those times that we are together, and open the Tell Me cards while we’re on the phone. I don’t want to quote any of the questions because that would give away all the fun but they range from describing fantasies to telling personal anecdotes about past experiences. Some of these questions have brought up a lot of controversial discussions for us. They’ve opened our eyes to things we may not have revealed to each other, let alone ourselves. They provide titillating foreplay to some really hot phone sex. And, sadly, I think we’ve gone through them all.

The exciting part is that we have yet to explore all the Dare cards! I have not cheated and looked at those we haven’t tried yet. In less than two weeks, I will be living two miles down the road from my beloved and you can be sure we will be enjoying this game for quite awhile. Honestly, the Dares are so sweetly sensual and erotic that after one or two cards, you just can’t help but push the box aside and go for it. I do have to say that one of my favorites (spoiler alert!) was to have DPR blindfold me, put on something very simple (in her case, she got a button-down shirt), and I had to take it off of her. It was a beautifully sensory experience and I look forward to her turn to do the same to me.

So, while the product itself may not bring you to a mind-blowing orgasm, it may just lead you and your partner there. If nothing else, it absolutely brings two people closer together. It is a romantic, well-thought-out, intellectual game that can connect two people no matter where in the world they happen to be. Oh, and at only $14.95 this one is a don’t miss!

Good Vibrations Sex Toys does not pay me for my honest opinions but I do get to keep all of the products I review.

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Review: The G-Spot Kit

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

I’m all about the g-spot. Seriously, folks, once I learned how to ejaculate it became an almost full-time obsession with me. I hardly wanted to do anything else. I craved that release like a drug. And then I stopped. Well, more to the point, I broke up with former HTB and I couldn’t do it anymore. It was as though the act was inexorably tied to him and I developed this mental block that I couldn’t break down. Learning how to ejaculate on my own, through masturbation, became my goal. Hence, anytime a g-spot toy was offered for review I was all over it. Then Babeland offered up the ultimate—the G-spot Kit. I couldn’t wait to get my hot little hands on it. Months ago. Literally.

The kit is actually just two items: the book, The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-spot, and the vibrator, the Orchid G. Let’s talk about the book.

1361800-aViolet Blue, sex educator and best-selling author, has written a clear, concise instruction manual that best serves the g-spot novice. She discusses anatomy and includes drawings that are helpful in locating yours if you don’t already know where it is. There are some excellent tips on getting started, helpful positions, and a discussion about g-spot orgasms with and without ejaculation. I was, of course, most curious about squirting and how to start again. Unfortunately, I didn’t learn anything I didn’t already know but I kept hoping that if I just kept at the techniques, someday that block would get bulldozed away and I’d be gushing all over the place. What I really liked about the book was the little pieces of erotica, written by Alison Tyler, that dot the book and provide some relief from the instructional pace. I definitely recommend this book to anyone who has yet to experience the intense, very different sensation of a g-spot orgasm.

Now let’s move on to the Orchid G. It doesn’t look like much when you get it. It isn’t one of those fancy Lelo vibrators and, let’s face it, it’s cheap. It is made of plastic and is 8″ long with a bulbous end that is angled for perfect g-spot stimulation. Now I’ve read other reviews written by women who say they’ve had a difficult time with insertion. At 1 3/8″ at the w0180000-aidest point, this was not an issue for me at all. What is an issue for me, however, is that there is no real way of knowing which way the damn thing is pointing once it is inside. I know, I know, you think I could probably drive a Mac truck through my pussy. DPR can attest to the fact that that is definitely NOT the case. I’m as tight as a drum, thank you very much. However, once I add my own lubrication to my favorite Astroglide, it’s pretty slippery in there. This baby tends to turn and turn and turn and I spend a lot of time pulling it out to make sure it is heading in the right direction. For the longest time, I didn’t bother to add the batteries, thinking I didn’t need the vibrations in order to achieve ejaculation. And I was coming just fine…but alas, I wasn’t squirting.

I knew I was getting there, but a little more research was in order. After some internet searching, I learned that deep breathing combined with squeezing the PC muscles might just do the trick. And for good measure, I added the two AA batteries.

And guess what? A little knowledge goes a long way.

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While the book is great for beginners, the Orchid G alone earns a solid

Oh.  Oh…uh huh… Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby! YES! YES! YES!

Product Specifications:

The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot:

  • Binding Style: Paperback
  • Type: Sex Info/How-To
  • Number of Pages: 160
  • Copyright: 2007

The Orchid G:

  • Size: 8″ (outer curve) x 1-3/8″ (widest point)
  • Material: Plastic
  • Volume: 3 out of 5
  • Intensity: 3 out of 5
  • Batteries: Two AA

While Babeland does not pay me for my honest opinions, I do get to keep everything I review.

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Review: Handmaiden Anal Dildo

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Okay folks, I am WAY behind on my reviews. I’ve got toys, books, and videos piled up and just waiting for me to get on the stick and write them all up. Sadly, I’m also behind on my deadlines for my *REAL* job, as well, but I’ll do my best to get these babies cranked out.

Speaking of behind (ahem), who doesn’t already know that I just adore buttsecks? True, very true. I do have a slight passion for anal (caveat: DPR and I recently attempted this with her rather girthy cock, normally not an issue, but it seems I was recovering from the start of an anal fissure  just inside my rectum. I don’t recommend this as a way to avoid surgery, but let’s just say that a week later I still fear the toilet). Even so, I’ve never given my little pleasure hole the respect she deserves when masturbating; so when Christina at TabuToys offered me the Handmaiden Anal Dildo for solo review, I was a little bemused. But hey, being trysexual, I greedily accepted the challenge.

A8823-6_001_mdThe toy itself is a treat to behold. It’s ergonomically designed for solo-friendly use. You hold the base in your hand and tuck your fingers into the handle to guide this baby in at just the right angle. (Note: make sure you have LOTS of lube on hand.) The material, platinum-cured silicone, feels fantastic. It’s made for power play so you can be as rough as you want and this sweet Handmaiden will play right along with you. At 5″ x 1.25″ she isn’t for beginners but, hey, it’s not the size of a forearm either!

I have to admit that I had a little trouble getting her in at first but then again, I’m working around that C-section/hysterectomy pouch (you know,, the one I plan to install a zipper in?). Sometimes I think they need to take us slightly more zaftig girls into consideration. Anyhoo, once in, I had a lovely time of it, with DPR on the phone with me the whole time (LOVE these long-distance sex sessions). I told her everything I was feeling and how I felt about it, right down to the fact that I, personally, am not that fond of the ridges in the tip. Others might really enjoy the extra sensation, but they began to annoy me. Maybe the lube was wearing thin. I wasn’t using my usual Astroglide… or would that be Ass-troglide in this case?

I’d really like to try some of the other Handmaiden toys. I understand they have a lovely G-spot stimulator that looks similar to the anal dildo. I don’t know how often I’ll be using this one on my own but next time DPR and I are together, I’ll have to remember to pull the Handmaiden out of her lovely silver satin pouch and put her to better use.

Because I needed a little extra (clitoral) stimulation to get to the center of the tootsie pop, I’m giving the Handmaiden Anal Dildo an enthusiastic Ohhhh! Bottoms’s up!

Oh. Oh…uh huh… Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby! YES! YES! YES!

Product Specifications:

•  100% medical-grade, platinum-cured silicone

5” by 1.25” textured shaft

Phthalate and latex-free

While TabuToys does not pay me for my honest opinions, I do get to keep everything I review.

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Pleasurists #72

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Stripes of Lust by Vanity Zero

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Editor’s Pick

  • Jimmyjane Form 2 by Luvasaurus
  • The Form 2 oscillating pattern blows my mind, completely out of my skull. Each ear has its own motor, the vibrations go from one ear to the other, stimulating my clit in a whole new way. “Sensation in Stereo” describes this toy perfectly. The dual motors stimulate my clit like it has never been stimulated before.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

  • Vibrator Upgrade Kit by Joan Price
  • Fukuoku 9000 by True Pleasures
  • Fukuoku 9000 by Sammi
  • Tango III by Luscious Lily
  • Jimmyjane Form 2 by Luvasaurus
  • Fun Factory Patchy Paul II by Carrie Ann
  • Green Dolphin by Jons Babydoll
  • The Fairy Wand by namelesschaos

Dildos

  • Cherry Bomb Metallic G-Pop by Mistress Kay
  • Vixen Creations Mistress by Kaijah
  • Lovemoiselle Elodie by Lucy Lemons
  • Tantus Curve by True Pleasures
  • Vixen Creations VixSkin Bandit by Scintillectual
  • Buster by Carrie Ann
  • Happy Valley Realistic by Sex Lies and Prelaw

Anal Toys

  • Touche Bona Dea Anal Beads by Sammi
  • Nexus G-Rider by Cooper Beckett

Toys for Cocks

  • Bad Dragon Anthro-Dragoness Masturbation Sleeve by True Pleasures
  • Succu Dry by Beautiful Dreamer
  • Agate Ring by Beautiful Dreamer
  • 4US Vibrating Cock Ring by True Pleasures
  • Tenga Egg (Spider) by namelesschaos
  • Tenga Egg (Clicker) by namelesschaos

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

  • Fleshlube Ice by The Great Masturbator
  • K-Y Massage Sampler by Carrie Ann
  • Maximus by Angel deSanguine

BDSM/Fetish

  • Soft Bondage Kit by Mistress Kay
  • Bound by Diamonds Wrist Cuffs by Luscious Lily
  • Silicone Bit Gag by Mistress Kay
  • Flower Crop by Mistress Kay
  • Clover Clamps by Sexorcism
  • Under the Bed Restraint System by Mistress Kay

Adult Books/Games

  • Moregasm by Mistress Kay
  • Sacred Kink: the eightfold paths of BDSM and beyond by Dr. Ruthie
  • Best Fetish Erotica by Sammi

Adult Movies & Porn

  • Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio by Garnet Joyce

Sex Furniture

  • Liberator Wing by Syd Vicious

Miscellaneous

  • StressNoMore Vaginal Barbell by Joanna Cake
  • Pleasure Me Purse by Sexorcism
  • Sex in the Shower Dual Shower Head by Mistress Kay
  • Tools of the Trade by Sexorcism

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Review: Lelo Ella

Monday, March 8th, 2010

0230000-aI have come to think of Lelo as the Cadillac of the sex toy market. Their products are always nested in gorgeous silken baggies, beautifully packaged in sleek black boxes that just beg you to leave them lying around looking luxurious. They are also expensive. The first Lelo toy that I was ever offered for review was the Elise. Having no prior experience with Lelo toys, I was bowled over when I went to look up her price tag—nearly $160! Sadly, she often sits, neglected, in my over-large toy box because I keep forgetting to charge her.

The Ella, on the other hand, needs no charging. In fact, she needs no batteries whatsoever! This is another first for me. I mean, a non-vibrating dildo that doesn’t come strapped to a lover! As we all know, I’ve been trying for nearly a year to achieve the elusive female ejaculation through masturbation, so every time I see a new g-spot toy up for grabs, I’m grabbin’ at it! The Ella arrived on my doorstep from Babeland, all gussied up and feeling full of promise. I figured I had probably found the one toy that could get that squirt on, right? Ummm…not so much. Sigh…

Yeah, here’s the thingRM051051…well, just read the sign for yourself. When I hit that sweet spot, I get really, really wet. Not squirting wet (another long, heavy sigh) but seriously slick just the same. Because of the way the Lelo Ella is shaped, her handle gets moist and often turns in the wrong direction while I’m in the midst of my “happy time.” So, I have to stop, pull it out, check the direction she’s pointing, and start over again. Really? I wish there were some sort of thumb grip or ridge to orient me…even a loud alarm that sounds whenever she veers off course.

All of that said, I’ve used her a few times on my own and once, very happily, with DPR coaching me through on the phone from 900 miles away. Trust me, when she works, she works…the oddly shaped head fits perfectly against my g-spot and trust me, I come! I have full-body vaginal orgasms that can make the earth quake…just haven’t let loose the mother lode yet.

I’m working on it…but Ella, I’m sad to say, isn’t up for the job. If you happen to be super-sensitive or have an easy time ejaculating, then she may well be for you. Oh, by the way, pair the Ella with the Onyé Fleur (you know, that bitch that gave me such a hard time with her batteries but has now become my total go-to larger bullet vibe for intense clitoral orgasms?) and you WILL have an amazing time.

Now, for your viewing pleasure…THIS is what I’m after. My idol: the oh-so-talented Cytherea. Enjoy!

I’m giving the Lelo Ella from Babeland a pretty decent Oooh! If she can make me do what you just watched? I’m upgrading this baby fast!

Oh. Oh…uh huh… Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby! YES! YES! YES!

Product Specifications:

  • Size: 7″ x 1-1/2″ at widest point
  • Material: Silicon

*Please note, I do not get paid to provide my honest opinions of  Babeland’s products, but I do get to keep everything I review.

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Review: The Onyé Fleur Vibrator

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

0166600-cStep 1: Ooh and aah over the design and packaging of the Onyé Fleur vibrator sent by Babeland for review (notice the change in breathing as anticipation sets in).

Step 2: Voraciously rip open packaging to get at beautiful lilac bullet vibrator with its stunningly gorgeous textured grip. Yank three brand new AAA batteries out of drawer in kitchen while doing so.

Step 3: Locate directions and puzzle over them for approximately 20 minutes. Seriously.

Step 4: Try every possible combination of battery insertion. Open and close vibrator multiple times. Keep jamming finger in button at bottom hoping the damn thing turns on (note change in breathing is now in pure frustration).

Step 5: Throw batteries at the wall and throw Onyé Fleur into toybag and let it sit there for several days as punishment.

Step 6: Try again.

Step 7: Repeat Step 5.

Step 8: Contact Babeland. Receive additional instructions on inserting batteries.

Step 9: Try to locate the two orange dots to line up before closing vibrator. Decide there are a) no dots to be found, or b) I’m going blind.

Step 10: Repeat Step 5.

Step 11: Look up any and all reviews previously written for the Onyé Fleur. Have a jealous fit that all of THOSE women are enjoying0166600-b multiple orgasms with their vibrators.

Step 12. Contact Babeland again and get information on returning the evidently defective merchandise.

Step 13. Pull Onyé Fleur out of toy bag to give it one last shot at battery insertion before returning the damn thing. Push top and bottom half together until they click audibly then turn slightly twice to the left and hit on button.

Step 14. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Step 15. Lay back and give this baby a new category of “Oh Fucking Finally!!!” while enjoying the hell out of the powerful little beauty.

Step 16. Use her often and well.

Step 17. Pray that her batteries last forever.

Product Description:

  • Size: 4-1/2″ x 1-1/4”
  • Material: Hard plastic
  • Volume: 3 out of 5
  • Intensity: 3 out of 5
  • Batteries: Three AA

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I do not get paid by Babeland for my honest opinions, but I do get to keep all of the products I am sent for review.

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Pleasurists #61

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Pleasurists #61

January 18th, 2010


by Gene MagicPleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Basic Essentials Softee by Undressed Reviews
  • Marketing Guy 1:
    What do chicks love?

    Marketing Guy 2:
    My Dick!

    MG 1 & 2:
    WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!

    MG 1:
    No seriously, though…they love pink…and….and….

    MG 2:
    My Dick!.

    Note: Seriously hilarious. If you like your reviews with a side of comedy and snark like I do this one is fantastic and may occasionally have you wondering wtf.

Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

  • LELO Ina by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
  • Thrusting Jack Rabbit by True Pleasures
  • Chester Cheeky by Ginger Leigh
  • Impulse 5 Hypersonic Wand by Joan Price
  • Tongue Joy Turbo Pack by Red
  • Power Breeze Bullet by Joan Price
  • Wahl by Epiphora
  • Sweet Stimulator by Mistress Kay
  • LELO Gigi by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • MyPleasure Cosmetic Kit by Mistress Kay
  • Lovemoiselle Cecile by Wilhelmina Wang
  • Tantus Delta by namelesschaos
  • JeJoue Gi-ki by Saraid
  • She Devil by Sundae
  • The Cone by Kristy

Dildos

  • Fun Factory Wave by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Anal Toys

  • Pop Plug Large by Darling Dove
  • Crystal Chic Wand by Dr. Ruthie

Toys for Cocks

  • Support Plus Extended Ring Head Exciter by Alley

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

  • Pink water by Sarahbear
  • AfterGlow Wipes by Scintillectual
  • Afterglow Wipes by Cinnamon
  • Body Essentials Kit by Beautiful Dreamer
  • Pjur Med Clean Spray by Sexorcism

BDSM/Fetish

  • Behind the Back Restraints by Cinnamon
  • Hog Tie Set by Sammi
  • Doc Johnson Bondage Rope by Mistress Kay
  • Leather Paddle with Fleece by Mistress Kay
  • Teddy Bear Spank-Her by Mistress Kay
  • Adjustable Spreader Bar by J’s Alley

Adult Books

  • Moregasm by Undressed Reviews
  • Carrie’s Story by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies/Porn

  • Girls Make Love by Garnet Joyce
  • Women Seeking Women: Volume 50 by Thursday’s Child
  • Roulette Dirty South by J.D. Bauchery
  • Sun Valley Bareback by FrzKey
  • Collin O’Neal’s World Of Men – Colombia by The Porn Librarian
  • Hustlers Untrue Hollywood Stories Lindsay Lohan by J.D. Bauchery
  • Foxy Nudes by FrzKey

Sex Furniture

  • Fetish Fantasy Mini Position Master by True Pleasures

Storage

  • For Your Nymphomation Adult Toybox by Kaijah

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Friday Favoritism

Friday, November 27th, 2009

…and tag! I’m it!!! The week started with me in a total tizzy when Pleasurists #55 came out and I found I had been chosen by Madame Editrix Scarlet Lotus St. Syr as the Editor’s Pick of the Week. Since this was just the second sex toy review I have EVER done, you can imagine how excited I was! You can also imagine how excited the crew at TabuToys is as well!

Fast forward to this afternoon and I was all agog at the number of hits I had gotten today. Where were they coming from? Fleshbot’s Weekly Sex Blog Roundup!!! Yes, folks! C’est moi!!!

After yesterday’s massive pigout, I do believe my head has now swelled to match my expanding waistline. Good thing mom and dad got me WII Fit for my birthday (at my request, lest you think my parents are handing out hints about my weight!). I’ll settle down soon, but right now I’m reveling in all the glory. :)

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Pleasurists #55

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

I can’t TELL you how excited I am that my review of the LELO Elise Sweet Plum Vibrator was chosen as this week’s Editor’s Pick! This was only the second review I’ve done so I’m purty darn proud of myself right now. :) Thanks, Ms. Scarlet!

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Editor’s Pick

  • LELO Elise by Scintillectual
  • Remember when I said I was on hiatus from relationships? Well, I lied. I know, I know! I can hear my friends railing now about the fact that I jump into things too quickly and yes, she has already moved in with me. But, really, I do think she’s THE ONE. Before you get all hot and bothered, let me introduce you. Dear reader, this is LELO Elise.

    Note: Apparently I’m loving LELO reviews again this month (last week’s EP was LELO Ella)! I’ve read many many Elise reviews so they have to be special in order for them to catch my eye or make me want to finish them, and this one is written in an extremely entertaining manner so even if you’re burned out on LELO reviews like I thought I was it’s definitely worth the read.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

  • Mini Gallant by Dani Darling
  • Thumbelina by Undressed Reviews
  • Cal Exotics Spellbound “G” by Alley
  • OhMiBod Club Vibe by Mystyfi
  • Lovemoiselle Cecile by Laurel
  • Jimmyjane Iconic Bullet by Sexorcism

Dildos

  • Colorful Spiral Wrapped G-Spot Wonder by Melen’s Rayne
  • Zodiac by Joanna Cake
  • Fun Factory Curve by Curvaceous Dee
  • Jollies Thrust by Carrie Ann
  • Tantus Alumina Flow by Carrie Ann
  • Purple Rain Wand by Kyle Jones

Toys for Cocks

  • Tenga Flip Hole by Tales from the Porn Store

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

  • Jimmy Jane’s Contour M + Afterglow Sensory Set by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • Bare Essence Gift Box by Dangerous Lilly
  • System JO Aroma Mist by Alley
  • Root Beer Fizz Lube by Tales from the Porn Store
  • Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel by Lady Evyl
  • Flower Balm by Garnet Joyce
  • Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel by Sexorcism

BDSM/Fetish

  • Spartacus Wide Tip Bat by Wilhelmina Wang
  • Leatherbeaten Bondage Kit by Melen’s Rayne
  • Silk Scarf Restraints by Sommer Marsden
  • Slave Utility Wrist Cuffs by Mistress Kay

Adult Books/Games

  • Anneke Jacob’s As She’s Told by Nadia West
  • Frenzy – 60 Stories of Sudden Sex by Dangerous Lilly
  • The Art of Sensual Female Dominance by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies/Porn

  • Blacklight Beauty by Saraid
  • Nina Hartley’s Guide to the Ultimate Sex Party by The Duchess
  • Impure Hunger by J.D. Bauchery
  • Glamour Smoke by FrzKey
  • Deep In The Vivid Vaults by The Porn Librarian
  • The Masseuse by J.D. Bauchery
  • Haitoku No Shojo – Girl of Debauchery by FrzKey

Lingerie

  • Industrial Net Stockings by Valyn

Miscellaneous

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Review: LELO Elise Sweet Plum Vibrator

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

LL0657_001_mdRemember when I said I was on hiatus from relationships? Well, I lied. I know, I know! I can hear my friends railing now about the fact that I jump into things too quickly and yes, she has already moved in with me. But, really, I do think she’s THE ONE. Before you get all hot and bothered, let me introduce you. Dear reader, this is
LELO Elise. Elise, this is dear reader. Elise was introduced to me by my fabulous friends at TabuToys. Our first meeting was a blind date, as I had never had any experience with a product from LELO before, but I must say, no matter how this relationship works out in the long run, I’m very excited for the opportunity to meet some of her ultrasexy friends!

She showed up one day in a knockout little black box. So classy. Gingerly I took her top off and discovered a little black satin number to keep her warm when she isn’t sharing my bed. Then, I turned my attention to my lovely Elise vibrator. 7.25″ tall with a 1.5″ body and curves to die for. What a delicious purple color! I had a hard time controlling myself but I wanted to wait, we had time. Elise, it turns out, is no easy lay—she came to me with an instruction manual that rivals a new video game (giving a whole new meaning to the word “joystick”), a control pad that could launch the space shuttle, and a charger that I keep trying to plug my cell phone into! I could see the future and it has her name written all over it.

The first night we spent together was rather a “dry run.” As an artist, I am a highly visual person and I really do need some sort of foreplay even when I’m going solo. I felt this was a good way to get to know each other. There were intricacies involved with Elise that I had never encountered before. I mean, this baby had range! Once I got the hang of her multiple buttons, I found that we could start out soft and slow and build our way to soft and really going (a little kiss and tell: LELO Elise is NOT a talker. She’s very quiet in bed, but that’s okay, I do enough moaning for both of us). Then came the surprise—she has not one, but two motors—the little minx! One in the tip and one at the base means that she can create five different stimulation modes. My best comparison would be the shower massage where you can turn the shower head and get different pulsations going. I’m not going to get into great detail here, because a girl has to leave something up to the imagination, but I will tell you that I really loved the “choo-choo” method. Okay, so that’s not a LELO term or something from TabuToys. It’s a pet name for the vibration that rapidly cycles and feels and sounds for all the world like Amtrak’s Acela—smooth and fancy,but you know you are on a train headed for someplace exotic. Unfortunately, that particular night, I didn’t reach my destination. I washed her carefully, slipped her into her black satin pouch, and then tucked her into her box for the night.

Our next foray was a little afternoon delight. I prepared myself with an overpriced girl-on-girl action from On-Demand (I really do need to invest in some videos of my own—I don’t think Elise is going to spring for half my cable bill). We got going pretty hot and heavy. While Elise does everything but make my breakfast (actually I haven’t tried, she’d probably whip up some mean scrambled eggs with one of her many versatile moves) she sadly doesn’t have the really focused clitoral stimulation that I need. This isn’t her fault. I need serious “Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!” But with her curves? I sent her into the front line and let her work on my g-spot to her heart’s delight. This is where her real talent lies. That girl can fuck me into submission! With a little clitoral focus on my part and Elise working her magic on the inside, we were soon making beautiful music together and I was, no doubt, causing neighborhood dogs to join me in howling the praises of my new girlfriend. I’m still waiting for the elusive masturbation-produced ejaculation, but somehow I think that LELO Elise is just the woman for the job. A few more nights together and I could be happily ruining my 600 thread-count sheets. Until then, she gets a very hearty Oh yeah, baby! Sigh…I really do think this is a relationship that will last at least a year—because she came with a warranty. *grin*

Product Details:

• Made from FDA-approved and phthalate-free ABS/ silicone

• Rechargeable: a 2-hour charge provides up to 4 hours of bliss

• The clever locking feature allows you to hold the button for 3-4 seconds to prevent it from turning on unexpectedly!

Oh. Oh…uh huh… Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby! YES! YES! YES!

This item was provided by TabuToys for my honest opinions. I am not paid for my reviews but I do get to keep the products.

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