I’m all about the g-spot. Seriously, folks, once I learned how to ejaculate it became an almost full-time obsession with me. I hardly wanted to do anything else. I craved that release like a drug. And then I stopped. Well, more to the point, I broke up with former HTB and I couldn’t do it anymore. It was as though the act was inexorably tied to him and I developed this mental block that I couldn’t break down. Learning how to ejaculate on my own, through masturbation, became my goal. Hence, anytime a g-spot toy was offered for review I was all over it. Then Babeland offered up the ultimate—the G-spot Kit. I couldn’t wait to get my hot little hands on it. Months ago. Literally.

The kit is actually just two items: the book, The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-spot, and the vibrator, the Orchid G. Let’s talk about the book.

Violet Blue, sex educator and best-selling author, has written a clear, concise instruction manual that best serves the g-spot novice. She discusses anatomy and includes drawings that are helpful in locating yours if you don’t already know where it is. There are some excellent tips on getting started, helpful positions, and a discussion about g-spot orgasms with and without ejaculation. I was, of course, most curious about squirting and how to start again. Unfortunately, I didn’t learn anything I didn’t already know but I kept hoping that if I just kept at the techniques, someday that block would get bulldozed away and I’d be gushing all over the place. What I really liked about the book was the little pieces of erotica, written by Alison Tyler, that dot the book and provide some relief from the instructional pace. I definitely recommend this book to anyone who has yet to experience the intense, very different sensation of a g-spot orgasm.

Now let’s move on to the Orchid G. It doesn’t look like much when you get it. It isn’t one of those fancy Lelo vibrators and, let’s face it, it’s cheap. It is made of plastic and is 8″ long with a bulbous end that is angled for perfect g-spot stimulation. Now I’ve read other reviews written by women who say they’ve had a difficult time with insertion. At 1 3/8″ at the widest point, this was not an issue for me at all. What is an issue for me, however, is that there is no real way of knowing which way the damn thing is pointing once it is inside. I know, I know, you think I could probably drive a Mac truck through my pussy. DPR can attest to the fact that that is definitely NOT the case. I’m as tight as a drum, thank you very much. However, once I add my own lubrication to my favorite Astroglide, it’s pretty slippery in there. This baby tends to turn and turn and turn and I spend a lot of time pulling it out to make sure it is heading in the right direction. For the longest time, I didn’t bother to add the batteries, thinking I didn’t need the vibrations in order to achieve ejaculation. And I was coming just fine…but alas, I wasn’t squirting.

I knew I was getting there, but a little more research was in order. After some internet searching, I learned that deep breathing combined with squeezing the PC muscles might just do the trick. And for good measure, I added the two AA batteries.

And guess what? A little knowledge goes a long way.

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While the book is great for beginners, the Orchid G alone earns a solid

Oh.  Oh…uh huh… Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby! YES! YES! YES!

Product Specifications:

The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot:

• Binding Style: Paperback
• Type: Sex Info/How-To
• Number of Pages: 160
• Copyright: 2007

The Orchid G:

• Size: 8″ (outer curve) x 1-3/8″ (widest point)
• Material: Plastic
• Volume:
• Intensity:
• Batteries: Two AA

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