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Review: Lelo Ella

March 8, 2010 at 3:04 pm , by scintillectual

0230000-a I have come to think of Lelo as the Cadillac of the sex toy market. Their products are always nested in gorgeous silken baggies, beautifully packaged in sleek black boxes that just beg you to leave them lying around looking luxurious. They are also expensive. The first Lelo toy that I was ever offered for review was the Elise. Having no prior experience with Lelo toys, I was bowled over when I went to look up her price tag—nearly $160! Sadly, she often sits, neglected, in my over-large toy box because I keep forgetting to charge her.

The Ella, on the other hand, needs no charging. In fact, she needs no batteries whatsoever! This is another first for me. I mean, a non-vibrating dildo that doesn’t come strapped to a lover! As we all know, I’ve been trying for nearly a year to achieve the elusive female ejaculation through masturbation, so every time I see a new g-spot toy up for grabs, I’m grabbin’ at it! The Ella arrived on my doorstep from Babeland, all gussied up and feeling full of promise. I figured I had probably found the one toy that could get that squirt on, right? Ummm…not so much. Sigh…

Yeah, here’s the thing…well, just read the sign for yourself. When I hit that sweet spot, I get really, really wet. Not squirting wet (another long, heavy sigh) but seriously slick just the same. Because of the way the Lelo Ella is shaped, her handle gets moist and often turns in the wrong direction while I’m in the midst of my “happy time.” So, I have to stop, pull it out, check the direction she’s pointing, and start over again. Really? I wish there were some sort of thumb grip or ridge to orient me…even a loud alarm that sounds whenever she veers off course.

All of that said, I’ve used her a few times on my own and once, very happily, with DPR coaching me through on the phone from 900 miles away. Trust me, when she works, she works…the oddly shaped head fits perfectly against my g-spot and trust me, I come! I have full-body vaginal orgasms that can make the earth quake…just haven’t let loose the mother lode yet.

I’m working on it…but Ella, I’m sad to say, isn’t up for the job. If you happen to be super-sensitive or have an easy time ejaculating, then she may well be for you. Oh, by the way, pair the Ella with the Onyé Fleur (you know, that bitch that gave me such a hard time with her batteries but has now become my total go-to larger bullet vibe for intense clitoral orgasms?) and you WILL have an amazing time.

Now, for your viewing pleasure…THIS is what I’m after. My idol: the oh-so-talented Cytherea. Enjoy!

I’m giving the Lelo Ella from Babeland a pretty decent Oooh! If she can make me do what you just watched? I’m upgrading this baby fast!

Oh. Oh…uh huh… Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby! YES! YES! YES!

Product Specifications:

Size: 7″ x 1-1/2″ at widest point
Material: Silicon

*Please note, I do not get paid to provide my honest opinions of Babeland’s products, but I do get to keep everything I review.

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by CJ

On March 10, 2010 at 7:01 pm

Regarding the video – Holy s**t! Was that like a magic trick or something? Oh do I lead a sheltered life.

by scintillectual

On March 10, 2010 at 7:34 pm

I’m telling you…that girl is Ah-may-zing! I would give my left nut (fortunately I don’t have one) to be able to do that as powerfully as she does. Guess I’ll never have a career as a porn star. Heh.