Spending Money I Don’t Have

May 9, 2010 at 6:17 am , by scintillectual

AdultSexToys.com is having a thoroughly awesome contest to give away a $300 shopping spree. Anyone who knows me, knows that I am a girl who can’t resist the urge to splurge! So…here’s my wish list and here’s hoping all my dreams come true (and judging by the way this year is starting out, I’ve got a pretty damn good chance!).

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The Wedge Air Pillow. Okay, so I’ve always wanted a wedge but I don’t want to blow my whole wad on one of those $250 jobs. This provides a great alternative to be able to offer myself up entirely to my sweet hot DPR. Mmmmm…just the thought of what we could do with this thing is making me all tingly inside.

Price? $43.58

202-01I need a new Under the Bed Restraint System. I had something similar and LOVED IT! But, alas, somewhere I lost one of the cuffs and, having no headboard, it isn’t always easy to keep my hands to myself when DPR wants them quite out of the way.

Price? $43.05

VT250_1Can you believe that the girl who constantly craves MORE POWER doesn’t own a Hitachi Magic Wand? I NEED this! If I don’t win it, someone should take pity on me and send me one to review. Seriously. This is a MUST HAVE for my collection. I need a serious go-to clit vibe that doesn’t run out of juice halfway through my screaming orgasms.

Price? $47.50

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Oh, the fun we could have with these! Can you imagine the Wicked Wednesday post based on a night out while I wear these Fetish Fantasy 10-function Remote Panties and DPR hangs onto the remote control? I want these. Nay, I NEED these!

price? 54.67

0006I’m all out of my Kama Sutra products. Every one of these is FABULOUS and might I add that the honey dust makes a terrific alternative to perfume. It also tastes great when a certain *someone* comes along and licks your neck while you sit at your computer working. Yes, this is essential.

Price? $59.20

46003I’ve always wanted to try out the Fun Factory Layaspot vibrator and it’s just the thing to put me over the top. Multifunctional AND unbelievably intense? That’s SO me!

Price? $57.53

So I’m just a few dollars over (which they said was okay) at $305.53. Now I have a wish list and *fingers crossed* a way to get it all. I’m like Veruca Salt that way. Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled. *heh*

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by Blazer

On May 9, 2010 at 6:42 am

Well if you don’t win the shopping spree, this is a great start on a wedding gift registry.

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