TMI Tuesday: Celebrity Death Match
April 27, 2010 at 6:09 am , by scintillectual
Who is one celebrity you would like to:
Cuddle? Simon Cowell. I find him physically repulsive but damn-it that man is just crying out for a good cuddle and I don’t think his butt-buddy Ryan Seacrest is giving him quite enough attention.
Elope with? Carmen Electra. Not my type AT ALL but we could go to Vegas, spend a shitload of money at The Hard Rock, dance with the PussyCat Dolls, live out a few of my stripper fantasies, she can get too drunk to have sex, and it’s an easy annulment the next day.
Love? Suri Cruise (yes, as in the child of Tom and Katie). That kid was bred simply to extend the gene pool of L.Ron Hubbard. She is a sad child…sad, sad, sad.
Excite beyond words? How about excite WITH words? Oprah Winfrey. I need her to fund my lifestyle so that I can write for a living. I mean really, she can afford the rent on my house and my bills while I work on getting her name on a sticker on the cover of my first novel, right?
Bang? Sarah Palin. With an AK-47.
See in bed with their current fling? Benji. Oh wait, that dog’s probably long dead by now. I just thought it would be cute. Puppies are cute. So are kitties. Is there a celebrity kitty? Hello Kitty…but she doesn’t count. Is she a she? (Man, I really need to watch what I do when I take my migraine meds.)
Bonus (optional):Tell us about one encounter (if any) that you’ve had with a celebrity.
Howard Stern opened the door at the bank for me in NYC once. He’s very tall. And polite. I said thank you and he said you’re welcome. We’re now *likethis*.
Ha! And you all thought I’d do something insanely naughty with this didn’t you? Here’s some serious vanilla ice cream for you: I adore DPR. Celebrities are just people with jobs that pay really, really well. I don’t lust after anyone in the media and my heart belongs to my sweet baby boi. So, I hope you at least got a grin out of it. Perhaps I’ll make it up to all of my dear readers with Wicked Wednesday! 
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by DreadPirateRobert
On April 27, 2010 at 6:19 am
Sugar, my heart belongs to you as well. And, I concur on the celebrity thing…and, as you know, I know a few. I only truly lust for you. Call me sappy; call me vanilla; call me a hopeless romantic. It is fine with me. I’m a big boi and I can take it. Can’t wait to see you. And, I love you with all that I am…
by Emmett
On April 27, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Awesome! I love your humor, and your choice of bang… Sounds like fun. One question though – are you going to hunt her out of a helicopter with that AK-47? I want to be there if you are!
by Blazer
On April 27, 2010 at 7:27 pm
I am thankful that I had swallowed the water I was drinking before I got to the Bang answer. I want to be there with Emmett when the hunt takes place. You know vanilla ice cream is really good and so versatile with an endless list of toppings available to change it up.
by scintillectual
On April 27, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Oh, that definitely sounds like fun. I’m all for it although I’m not sure I want her head mounted over my fireplace!
by scintillectual
On April 27, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Toppings, indeed! Wait until you read this Wednesday’s erotica! *she chuckles softly*