This montage visually sums up the past couple of posts for DPR and I. We’ve been exploring all of the intricacies of a Butch Daddy/Little Girl dynamic without trying to cross over into age play. That said, sometimes it’s all about the costume, n’est ce pas? If you want a better understanding of this dynamic from a literary point of view, be sure to check out DPR’s Hey Daddy: Walking Between Worlds. If you just want titillation? That would be yesterday’s Wicked Wednesday: That Pleases Me. I think we’re done with the subject…at least for today. *wink* Be sure to see Osbasso for more HNT goodness!

by Kedralynn

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e[lust] #14

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Pocket Fairy by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Plume Vibrating Faux Pen by Mistress Kay
• Lia Magic Wand by Darling Dove
• Vibratex Blue Delilah by Joan Price
• Vibratex Mystic Wand by Joanna Cake
• Je Joue G-Ki by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• Oasis Slimline Set by Dr. Ruthie
• Oasis Slimline Set by Red Vinyl Kitty
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by namelesschaos
• Natural Contours Jolie by Marilyn
• Solar Bullet by Sexorcism
• Le Reve White Massager by Marilyn
• Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Natural Contours Ideal & G-Plus by Marilyn
• Joy by Jonsbabydoll
• We-Vibe 2 by Violet
• Cal Exotics Passion Flower by Rev. Arielle
• LELO Lily by The Countess
• Ripple of Love by Missy

Dildos

• Tantus Vamp by Wilhelmina Wang
• Pyrex Glass Dildo by Mistress Kay
• Fun Factory Share XS by True Pleasures
• Glass Twister by True Pleasures
• Ophoria Beyond 3 by Toys in Love
• Fun Factory Share XS by la petite
• Rose G-Spotter by Kynky Kytty

Anal Toys

• Crystal Delights Plug by Saraid
• Tantus Ripple by Kynky Kytty
• Tantus Infinity by Kynky Kytty

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Double-Hole with Sleeve Warmer by Garnet Joyce
• Pipedream Roto-Bater by Cooper

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel by True Pleasures
• Jimmyjane Contour Q Massage Stones by Sea of Neptune
• Pleasure Pack by Coco

BDSM/Fetish

• Spartacus 18″ Medium Tip Crop by Wilhelmina Wang
• Silk Scarf Restraints by Mistress Kay
• Tweezer Nipple Clamps with Bells by Juliettia
• Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System by Wilhelmina Wang
• Pipedream Extreme Hogtie Kit by Mistress Arabella

Adult Books/Games

• Stay in Lust Forever by Mistress Kay
• I Dare You by Luscious Lily

Adult Movies & Porn

• Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Pirates by The Countess
• Crash Pad Series – Episode 29: Brooklyn Flaco & Carson by J.D. Bauchery
• Manly Heat Quenched by The Porn Librarian
• How to Perform Rope Bondage by FrzKey
• My Jetaime by J.D. Bauchery
• All About Bel Ami by FrzKey

Sex Furniture

• Sportsheets Hump, Bump, & Vibe by Thick Shady

Miscellaneous

• Go Girl by Kyle Jones
• Crystal Oval Bindis by True Pleasures
• California Exotics Nipple Suckers by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• The G-Spot Kit by Scintillectual
• Fun Factory SmartBalls by Dr. Ruthie

Good Girl hesitantly pushed the door open to find Butch Daddy reclining on the bed. He sat up when she came into the room and motioned her over to inspect her outfit. She had dressed the part (a bit of a lark), and shyly turned full circle for his approval. He nodded at the short plaid skirt, the white button-down shirt with short puffy sleeves, and lingered over the length of her legs clad in pink knit thigh high socks. Her feet, shod in black lace-up chunky Sketchers, twisted in upon themselves as she clasped her hands behind her back and stood, silently, waiting.

Butch Daddy beckoned her to the side of the bed where he now sat and instructed her to bend over. Much like Maggie Gyllenhaal’s character in Secretary, she put her forearms flat upon the bed and bent over straight from the waist. She dared not move as he stood up and walked around behind her, lifting her skirt and straightening the elastic on her panties. A shiver went through her as Good Girl felt herself go damp. Butch Daddy straightened her skirt and told her to stand up. Again, she resumed her position, eyes downcast, hands behind her back. This was not a role she was accustomed to playing. Good Girl tended toward the rebellious, though she always aimed to please. She had a stubborn will and a cocky nature. She wasn’t always a good girl. Tonight, she wanted Butch Daddy to take her as he wished and she fidgeted in her submission.

As instructed, Good Girl fetched Butch Daddy’s cock from the chair in the corner of the room, along with the towel it was wrapped in. She pulled back the covers and laid the towel upon the bed while he cinched the black leather straps tight around his narrow hips. “I think you can take those off now,” Butch Daddy gestured to her shoes. She bent at the waist and took her time unlacing them, treating him to the outline of her vulva encased in white cotton. When she set the shoes next to the dresser, Butch Daddy patted the bed beside her and she climbed up, perched on her knees, and waited. “I don’t think we need this anymore either, do we?” He flicked at the top button on her shirt and she slowly and methodically released each one, catching the gleam of anticipation in his eyes. “Now,” he said, “let’s see how grown up you’ve become.” Good Girl gasped involuntarily. Those words worked their way straight to her core as she reached behind her back and unfastened her new white bra. Butch Daddy sighed appreciatively and reached out one hand to cup her full breast. He ran a calloused thumb over one nipple while he took the other in his mouth. She arched her back instinctively, forcing more of her breast into his face.

“Now,” he sat back up, “I think it’s time for you to touch my cock. Can you do that?” Good Girl nodded and grabbed the lube from the nightstand, pouring it into her left hand. She took his cock in both hands and ran them one over the other, pulling up on the head, tightening her grasp around his shaft. “Does this please you?” She asked. “Oh yes, that pleases me very much.” It wasn’t too long before he asked if she’d like to take it into her mouth. Obediently she positioned herself between his legs so that he could easily watch as she licked his shaft from bottom to top and then swallowed the entire phallus before releasing it momentarily to gauge his reaction. Butch Daddy was very pleased, indeed. “That’s wonderful. What a good girl you are.” He said, and then he asked her, “what would you like to do?”

She was ready. So ready. “I would like you to put your penis in my vagina…please.” He put his right hand between her legs and felt that she was very ready. Good Girl wriggled out of her panties and spread her legs as far as they would go. Butch Daddy sat between her legs and toyed with her clit. She moaned softly. After a time, he pulled her further down on the bed so that her legs were draped over his and easily slid his cock into her waiting pussy. She moved against him, driving his cock as far into her as possible, and he was very pleased. After Good Girl bucked and shuddered against him she wrapped her legs tightly around his back and twisted, flipping Butch Daddy over to the other side of the bed.

Good Girl grasped the clips on the harness he wore and tossed aside his cock. She meant to suck him off good and proper. Lying sideways on the bed she wrapped her lips around his rock-hard boi-clit and pulled every bit of him into her mouth. She was hungry for him and he grabbed her hair and pushed her down onto his own flesh roughly. She groaned with pleasure. This was how she liked it. Although technically still subservient, Good Girl was every bit in charge now and she controlled his orgasm until she felt it was time to reward Butch Daddy for being so very good to her. She felt his shaft swell and throb in her mouth and she tugged harder, her head bobbing up and down. Butch Daddy tensed and then leaned hard on her back forcing her onto him firmly. His orgasm was powerful and strong and it left him weakened, petting and stroking her softly.

And she knew he was pleased.

While I fully expect that Ang, our Sweltering Celt, meant for us to go in a very different direction with this, I chose to put a bit of my own yearning, heartfelt spin on it. Enjoy

I reach out my hands in the blackest of night and they touch your face, your hair. You turn slightly and press your lips to my right palm before you pull me up against you. Our bodies are hot, damp. The night is humid, the sheets are sticky. Our mouths meet and your tongue runs the length of my lower lip. I suck it in and bite down lightly. Your hands run the length of my body as you sit up. You trace my every curve and I hear you sigh in the darkness. You part my legs and I feel your weight shift on the bed as you settle between my thighs. Your breath on my clit makes me jump. The muscles in my stomach contract involuntarily. I gasp and then moan as you bury your face in me. Pulling the wetness from me. Soothing the ache I have felt for you the many weeks you have been gone. I tangle my hands in your hair and pull you tighter to me as I feel my orgasm build to a crescendo within me. I want you inside me and I reach out my hands

and feel nothing. The room is black. The night is humid. The sheets are sticky. I am alone. Still. You are many miles away.

This, then, is my virtual reality.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.  A little Victorian domme, anyone? Demure, yet dangerous. Now, go see Osbasso for more HNT goodness. I command it.

I’m all about the g-spot. Seriously, folks, once I learned how to ejaculate it became an almost full-time obsession with me. I hardly wanted to do anything else. I craved that release like a drug. And then I stopped. Well, more to the point, I broke up with former HTB and I couldn’t do it anymore. It was as though the act was inexorably tied to him and I developed this mental block that I couldn’t break down. Learning how to ejaculate on my own, through masturbation, became my goal. Hence, anytime a g-spot toy was offered for review I was all over it. Then Babeland offered up the ultimate—the G-spot Kit. I couldn’t wait to get my hot little hands on it. Months ago. Literally.

The kit is actually just two items: the book, The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-spot, and the vibrator, the Orchid G. Let’s talk about the book.

Violet Blue, sex educator and best-selling author, has written a clear, concise instruction manual that best serves the g-spot novice. She discusses anatomy and includes drawings that are helpful in locating yours if you don’t already know where it is. There are some excellent tips on getting started, helpful positions, and a discussion about g-spot orgasms with and without ejaculation. I was, of course, most curious about squirting and how to start again. Unfortunately, I didn’t learn anything I didn’t already know but I kept hoping that if I just kept at the techniques, someday that block would get bulldozed away and I’d be gushing all over the place. What I really liked about the book was the little pieces of erotica, written by Alison Tyler, that dot the book and provide some relief from the instructional pace. I definitely recommend this book to anyone who has yet to experience the intense, very different sensation of a g-spot orgasm.

Now let’s move on to the Orchid G. It doesn’t look like much when you get it. It isn’t one of those fancy Lelo vibrators and, let’s face it, it’s cheap. It is made of plastic and is 8″ long with a bulbous end that is angled for perfect g-spot stimulation. Now I’ve read other reviews written by women who say they’ve had a difficult time with insertion. At 1 3/8″ at the widest point, this was not an issue for me at all. What is an issue for me, however, is that there is no real way of knowing which way the damn thing is pointing once it is inside. I know, I know, you think I could probably drive a Mac truck through my pussy. DPR can attest to the fact that that is definitely NOT the case. I’m as tight as a drum, thank you very much. However, once I add my own lubrication to my favorite Astroglide, it’s pretty slippery in there. This baby tends to turn and turn and turn and I spend a lot of time pulling it out to make sure it is heading in the right direction. For the longest time, I didn’t bother to add the batteries, thinking I didn’t need the vibrations in order to achieve ejaculation. And I was coming just fine…but alas, I wasn’t squirting.

I knew I was getting there, but a little more research was in order. After some internet searching, I learned that deep breathing combined with squeezing the PC muscles might just do the trick. And for good measure, I added the two AA batteries.

And guess what? A little knowledge goes a long way.

equals:

While the book is great for beginners, the Orchid G alone earns a solid

Oh.  Oh…uh huh… Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby! YES! YES! YES!

Product Specifications:

The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot:

• Binding Style: Paperback
• Type: Sex Info/How-To
• Number of Pages: 160
• Copyright: 2007

The Orchid G:

• Size: 8″ (outer curve) x 1-3/8″ (widest point)
• Material: Plastic
• Volume:
• Intensity:
• Batteries: Two AA

While Babeland does not pay me for my honest opinions, I do get to keep everything I review.

I have a thing for babydoll nighties. Maybe it’s the little girl trapped in this 45-year-old body. Maybe it’s that naughty-but-nice thing. Maybe it’s just the fact that they are super comfortable and the right one makes the “girls” look good. Whatever it is, I recently stumbled upon this cute little cotton number with matching panties and fell in love. I think DPR did, too. HHNT, y’all (and don’t forget to visit Osbasso for more HNT goodness)!

*CLICK*

Our hands touch briefly as we both reach for the same pillow. I pull mine away and grab another from the floor, smoothing out my corner of the cool Egyptian cotton sheet before I carefully mimic the artistic way you have arranged your side of the bed. I run my hand over the duvet cover and reach for you as I walk to the doorway to survey the room. My bedroom. So different from the one I left behind. The furniture is the same, but the colors are no longer muted browns, tans, and burgundys. The chintz loveseat, formerly occupying my living room up North, now sits regally at the end of my bed. Its colors have inspired this new look—sage greens, grays, deep mauves. I admire the Tamara de Lempicka piece you chose to grace the far wall. Two Friends. It is perfect. You wrap your arms around me and ask me how I like my new room. I pull you closer and turn to kiss your cheek and smile. It is perfect.

It has been a long day of unpacking and there are many boxes stacked in other rooms awaiting our attention tomorrow. Tonight, however, belongs to us and my little bungalow is blissfully quiet. I’ve left behind a noisy two-family apartment on a busy street—I’d grown used to falling asleep to the sound of unmuffled engines, sirens, loud teenagers out late. As we undress and climb into bed, I realize that I hear nothing but the hum of the air conditioner. My quiet neighborhood is void of traffic and the neighbors have turned in early. I feel utterly at peace. It is perfect.

I reach over to turn the light off and when I roll back toward you, I realize the bed is bathed in moonlight. I’d forgotten how much sky there was here. You lean over me, perched on one elbow, and trace the contours of my mouth with your right hand. I catch your forefinger between my lips and lightly kiss it. Every move is tender, gentle, silent. I pull your face down to mine with both hands and catch your bottom lip between my teeth; you inhale sharply but the sigh that follows is as soft as the evening breeze. I move into you, under you, our bodies coming together to create a oneness where there were two.

Our kisses become more fervent and our hands seem to take on a life of their own as they explore each other’s bodies unabated. My fingernails light upon your back and down your arms. Your roughened hands tangling in my short hair. It is time. I am wet. Ready. I want you inside me. You came to bed prepared, your cock now living in its own drawer in one of the antique dressers, here, in my home.  Now, you raise yourself above me and enter me and it is my turn to sigh. I look up and there you are. Looking back at me. Every feeling you have betrayed in those eyes that seem to shift from gray to green to gray, as though by changing color you could ever hide from me.

You sit up and grasp my legs as I rest them against your chest. Straight as arrows. Your hands caress my calves, you run your tongue along my ankle and instep. I shudder involuntarily and begin to move against you like a wave breaking softly against the shore. Every move is precise, controlled, easy. It is perfect. Our lovemaking is, for now, sweet. We know that we have the rest of our lives to play. Years ahead of us to continue our exploration into the many facets of our sexual life together. Tonight, this night, we know that I am home and you live a scant two miles down the road. This night marks the beginning and as such we treat it with reverence and respect.
This night you move in me as though I am something fragile. As though you fear one of us may go away again. But there will be no more leavings. I am here. We are fully present. I am home and you are with me, in me, around me. We come together in a beautiful testament to the love that brought us to this place. This home. This bedroom. This bed.

and it is perfect.

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e[lust] #13

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Ophoria Beyond 1 by Essin’ Em
• Ophoria Beyond 1 by Sommer Marsden
• LELO Mia by Mistress Kay
• I Rub My Duckie Pirate and Video Review by Sammi
• Onye Fleur by Mistress Kay
• G-Ki by True Pleasures
• G-Swirl by namelesschaos
• Close2you Harmonia by Tonia
• Fun Factory Ellove by Kaijah
• Fun Factory Ellove by Marilyn
• Dinky Digger II by Mistress Kay
• Couture Collection Inspire by namelesschaos
• Fairy Wand by Britni TheVadgeWig
• The Cone by Saraid
• Babelight by Sammi
• Babelight by Sea of Neptune
• Babelight by Nanny
• Babelight by Pretty Power Tools
• LELO Mona by Carrie Ann
• Nubby G by Alan & Michele
• Rock Chick by Garnet Joyce
• Rock Chick by Carrie Ann
• Perfect Pet by Jessie Beth
• Perfect Pet by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Vida Vanta by Carrie Ann
• Mystic Wand by Dr. Ruthie
• Tulip Wand by Sammi
• Vibrator Upgrade Kit by Pretty Power Tools
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by Jonsbabydoll
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by Jess Manifesto
• We-Vibe II by Toy With Me
• Radio Love by Joanna Cake
• Fun Factory Paul & Paulina by Pretty Power Tools

Dildos

• Tantus Vamp by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Vixen Maverick by Epiphora
• Njoy Eleven by Sammi
• Nobessence Intrigue by Carrie Ann
• Hardwood Dildos #507 by Toys in Love
• Vixen Creations Mistress by Wilhelmina Wang
• Athena by Tuesday
• Feeldoe by Carrie Ann
• Sedeux Glam by JonsBabydoll
• Wall Banger by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Rose Gspotter by Jonsbabydoll
• Tantus Compact by Missy
• Rascal Toys Brandon Lee by Pretty Power Tools

Anal Toys

• Moonlight Serenade Kit by Mistress Kay
• Tantus Ripple by True Pleasures
• Sidekick 1 by Rayne
• Sidekick by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Tantus Dipper by Britni TheVadgeWig
• California Exotics Aluminum Mini by Isabel0329
• Handmaiden by Scintillectual

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Babeland’s Organic Massage Oil by Jessie Beth
• Wet Platinum by Mistress Kay
• System JO Silicone & H2O by Cooper
• Fresh Balls by Isabel0329
• Intimate Organics’ Body Souffle & Foot Foreplay Lotion by Marilyn
• Jimmyjane Contour M by Pretty Power Tools

BDSM/Fetish

• Singapore Stinger II by Wilhelmina Wang
• KinkAcademy.com by Mistress Kay
• Spartacus Locking Ankle Restraints by Rayne
• Strict Leather Deluxe Locking Wrist Restraints by Rayne
• Spartacus Collar with Bondage Ring by Rayne
• Sportsheets Deluxe Door Jam Cuffs by Cooper
• Sportsheets Heart Impressions Crop by Pretty Power Tools

Adult Books/Games

• Afternoon Delight by Sammi
• Afternoon Delight by Alan & Michele
• Bad Boyfriend Voodoo Doll by Muffyspingulove

Adult Movies & Porn

• Seven Minutes in Heaven 3 by Epiphora
• Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality by Jessie Beth
• Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality by Jessie Beth
• Speakeasy by Garnet Joyce
• Going Down: The Official Guide to Cunnilingus by Red Vinyl Kitty
• My Personal Slave Justine by FrzKey
• Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party in San Francisco by J.D. Bauchery
• Gold Bird by FrzKey
• Evil Pink 2 (Disc 1) by J.D. Bauchery
• This Isn’t Max Hardcore: A Femdom Parody by FrzKey

Storage

• Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toy Case by True Pleasures
• The Original ToiBocks by Splendwhore

Lingerie

• Demi cup bra and panty set by Amanda
• Cocktail Party Collar and Cuffs by Sammi

Miscellaneous

• Clone-a-Willy Kit by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Clone-a-Willy Kit by Pretty Power Tools
• Mystic Wand G-Spot Attachment by Dr. Ruthie
• Mystic Wand Attachment by Pretty Power Tools
• Vibrating Corsette Harness by Carrie Ann
• Heart Harness by Pretty Power Tools
• Smartballs by Jonsbabydoll

Okay folks, I am WAY behind on my reviews. I’ve got toys, books, and videos piled up and just waiting for me to get on the stick and write them all up. Sadly, I’m also behind on my deadlines for my *REAL* job, as well, but I’ll do my best to get these babies cranked out.

Speaking of behind (ahem), who doesn’t already know that I just adore buttsecks? True, very true. I do have a slight passion for anal (caveat: DPR and I recently attempted this with her rather girthy cock, normally not an issue, but it seems I was recovering from the start of an anal fissure  just inside my rectum. I don’t recommend this as a way to avoid surgery, but let’s just say that a week later I still fear the toilet). Even so, I’ve never given my little pleasure hole the respect she deserves when masturbating; so when Christina at TabuToys offered me the Handmaiden Anal Dildo for solo review, I was a little bemused. But hey, being trysexual, I greedily accepted the challenge.

The toy itself is a treat to behold. It’s ergonomically designed for solo-friendly use. You hold the base in your hand and tuck your fingers into the handle to guide this baby in at just the right angle. (Note: make sure you have LOTS of lube on hand.) The material, platinum-cured silicone, feels fantastic. It’s made for power play so you can be as rough as you want and this sweet Handmaiden will play right along with you. At 5″ x 1.25″ she isn’t for beginners but, hey, it’s not the size of a forearm either!

I have to admit that I had a little trouble getting her in at first but then again, I’m working around that C-section/hysterectomy pouch (you know,, the one I plan to install a zipper in?). Sometimes I think they need to take us slightly more zaftig girls into consideration. Anyhoo, once in, I had a lovely time of it, with DPR on the phone with me the whole time (LOVE these long-distance sex sessions). I told her everything I was feeling and how I felt about it, right down to the fact that I, personally, am not that fond of the ridges in the tip. Others might really enjoy the extra sensation, but they began to annoy me. Maybe the lube was wearing thin. I wasn’t using my usual Astroglide… or would that be Ass-troglide in this case?

I’d really like to try some of the other Handmaiden toys. I understand they have a lovely G-spot stimulator that looks similar to the anal dildo. I don’t know how often I’ll be using this one on my own but next time DPR and I are together, I’ll have to remember to pull the Handmaiden out of her lovely silver satin pouch and put her to better use.

Because I needed a little extra (clitoral) stimulation to get to the center of the tootsie pop, I’m giving the Handmaiden Anal Dildo an enthusiastic Ohhhh! Bottoms’s up!

Oh. Oh…uh huh… Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby! YES! YES! YES!

Product Specifications:

•  100% medical-grade, platinum-cured silicone

• 5” by 1.25” textured shaft

• Phthalate and latex-free

While TabuToys does not pay me for my honest opinions, I do get to keep everything I review.