Scintillectually Yours

Would you rather….. Our dear Blue-Eyed Vixen has provided another great week of this or thats!

1. Have eyes that always smile or a voice that makes people calm?
Eyes that always smile. Definitely! I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about my voice (okay, not true, since I do take voice lessons), but since happiness has been such a rare commodity in my life until recently, I am totally charged up about the near-constant smile in my eyes. I’m so jazzed I fairly twinkle these days!

2. Have an affair and your partner catches you or your partner have an affair and you catch him/her?
This is not an an option. My last relationship (to former HTB) was the first monogamous relationship I had ever been in. Having an affair was a deal-breaker for us. Now, with DPR, I can’t even imagine it. I would hope, (scratch that, I KNOW) that she would never need to stray from me for anything she could want and the feeling is absolutely mutual. I’m skipping this one in favor of a forever thing.

3. Have better sex or more money?

Since the sex can’t get any better, I will opt for more money. More money means we can see each other more often and have more of the best sex imaginable.  So there.

4. Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know the future?
I don’t want to know the future. I want to be surprised by the pleasantly wonderful things about it and I wouldn’t want to know if something bad were to happen because it would mar my now. There’s something to be said for total honesty, so I’d rather read someone’s mind and call them on their lies or at the very least, understand what my 9-year-old is thinking when he’s sad or upset and can’t tell me.

5. Your partner have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else?
I guess have sex. But either way, it’s probably over then, anyway. I’ve been through too much hurt in my life to put up with too much more.

Bonus (as in optional): What one thing, big or small, would you change in your life if granted one wish by a lamp-bound genie?
My location. We will be moving in July and there is much to do before then…but if I could turn the clock ahead and the money would be there, the house would be rented, the school would already be found, the packing done, the paperwork finished, and the 15 hour drive over…I’d be deliriously happy. Truly.
Why?
Because if one week has felt like a month, then six months feels like a lifetime away.

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