Scintillectually Yours

1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?

I would say that, if I can maintain a single-minded focus and my mind doesn’t start wandering (read all about this HERE), then I probably come in about 15 minutes or so, maybe less. DPR and I had a discussion about this very topic the other night. Unlike her, I do fantasize. I don’t think about her specifically (sorry, babe), but have a number of tried and true, down and dirty scenes that have always done it for me (and no, I’m not going to share them with you). I will admit to this, when I do come, I tend to scream out her name really loudly. *grin*

2. Have you ever been “caught” masturbating?

Not that I know of. I did spend a lot of time during my teen years in the bathroom (my parents actually thought I took 45-minute showers when I was just using the sound of the water to cover up my heavy breathing as I lay on the floor). I also masturbated at night in college when I thought (hoped) my roommate was asleep. I’m not very good at keeping quiet though so perhaps they were just being respectful…or didn’t know how to tell me to shut the fuck up and go to sleep already.

3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If ‘yes’ was it for your own purposes or for someone’s viewing pleasure?

I have. Both for my own purpose (http://www.pornhub.com and http://www.sextube.com are great free sites when you need visual stimulation quickly) and on webcam (but not for the general public). Now that my computer sits in front of an almost floor-to-ceiling window, I tend to keep my business out of sight of the neighbors.

4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?

No. It’s a tad too “Betty Dodson” for me.

5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?

Huh. I never really analyzed it. I guess I keep going until I’m totally done. I did notice (while “helping out”) the other night, that when I did get there I really slowed down and just let this unbelievable orgasm take over completely. Of course, I was just helping…DPR was doing most of the work there. *sigh*

6. Have you ever video’ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?

Yes. They reside on my computer and I imagine the person I sent them to still has them somewhere as well. I was asked not to give them to anyone else out of respect for the time and context in which they were made. I will honor that. Not to say I won’t make new ones, should a certain someone want them. *wink*

Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word “fuck” (or its derivatives) in casual conversation – frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.

Oh, fuck, seriously? If you know me personally, you know that this particular word is sprinkled liberally throughout my general conversation. I can, however, maintain a clean conversation when need be.