TMI Tuesday: Statistically Speaking
October 27, 2009 at 6:57 pm , by scintillectual
1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
- You drink too much. If you tell me you are a “social drinker,” then you’d better mean one or two glasses of wine once or twice a week. Social drinking doesn’t mean you get more outgoing when you are playing beer pong.
- You are TOO nice. I need an edge. I can’t get myself UP for someone who is bland.
- You’re shy. I have a big personality, you’d better be able to handle it and not fade into the wallpaper when I’m around.
2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. 
It sounds truly cliché but I AM a cat. Not one of those pampered, persian things…more like a short-haired, slightly feral sleek thing that swishes her tail around, pounces upon mice with a vengeance, and loves to take long naps!
3) If your S/O stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay?
I stayed an additional SEVEN years. ME!!! Can you imagine? Yep. Now? If I don’t get it once a week at least (and you know I’d rather once a day) then you can just pack your things and get to steppin’.
4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical?
I used to be a serious femme top, now I am an aggressive bottom. I’ll take it, but I like to take it on my terms and I’m not shy about directing the action.
5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?
Many, many times. I like to embarrass my friends by flicking the heads on the dildos and taste-testing the flavored lube.
Bonus (as in optional): What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a “friends with benefits” relationship?
I know an awful lot of women who are in FWB relationships and do just fine. I do, think, however that they secretly yearn for more. I’ll say 40%.
How about men?
Let’s go at least 60% on that one. Most men I know would rather have their space and eat it too.
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by Blazer
On October 27, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Your answer to #3 makes me feel a bit better about myself. I am approaching year seven and feel like a fool (a very horny fool).
by scintillectual
On October 28, 2009 at 12:12 am
It becomes truly degrading to keep begging for attention from your own “life partner.” I left that relationship a shell of my former self. Truly lacking in any kind of self-esteem. I must say that being single makes you really take stock of what you will and won’t tolerate in a relationship.